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A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
by threesixJim July 23, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The place between your butt chin, aka your chin butt crack
Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that? Demi Lovato has a piece of spinach in her cheenis!

Guy 2: Ew, gross! Why did she have surgery to get a cheenis, any way? thats so disgusting!
by Kimisie Lovesya January 16, 2011
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Cheeni means sugar. sweet like a mango.

Usually the name of a small girl with a big butt.

Cute face but strangely disproportionate
I want cheeni in my tea.
That girl is SO cheeni.
by Emptee February 04, 2010
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a word that is too cool to have a meaning
suck my cheenis. (it doesn't mean anything, so it isn't an insult, but it sounds cool)
by the urban turban February 12, 2009
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when a fat person weres there pants up to high and they have a cunt bumper.
by dirk magurgen April 29, 2003
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