Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
I got drunk and took this broad home last night and I woke up to her getting dressed and almost blew chunks when I saw those cheechos flopping out from her bra.
by ConductorChrist November 03, 2007
3
a person (preferably a guy) who is obsessive, doesn't change clothes, wears suits all the time (preferably black to be like johnny cash) and likes everyone who has a vagina and will talk to him. Will do anything for attention, acts very emo, and is not capable of starting long term relationships because his definition of love is when one has something he likes.
Cheecho- "OMGSH! YOU HAVE KNEECAPS!!! Do me now!"
or
"Wow, you have gorgeous eyes! My place or yours?"
another ex.
-cheecho walks up in his black suit that he wore the previous days-
Cheecho-"Hey guys how do I look?"
People- "You look the same as you did yesterday"
or
"Wow, you have gorgeous eyes! My place or yours?"
another ex.
-cheecho walks up in his black suit that he wore the previous days-
Cheecho-"Hey guys how do I look?"
People- "You look the same as you did yesterday"
by ilovethe80smang August 06, 2007