stupid check (n.): A basic task or test designed to check if you have been paying attention/have basic knowledge in a subject area you have been taught more thoroughly about.
ex: "I thought that chem exam would be hard but half the questions were about stuff we learned last year. Total stupid check."
by blakingdom September 22, 2021
Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
or
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
or
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!
by Absol Night July 16, 2011
by neu December 09, 2003
When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
When someone Initiates a lighter check they light their lighter while saying lighter check then they proceed to pass the flame to everyone who also brought their lighters. If done regularly can prevent lighter thieves.
Stoner 1: *starts snapchat* Lighter Check *flicks lighter*
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
by Cyanokit May 01, 2020
by 0513197810071973 January 15, 2019

