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1.to put someone in their place
2.to realize your current position in any of many situations
3.paper money you write
best check yo self, before you reck yourelf
by tweek December 19, 1999
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When someone "calls someone out" or makes fun of someone else. Good checks are funny. Usually when someone is checked, other people will laugh and sometimes join in to the "checking games"
Me - "Brandon you're so ashy, I could start a fire with you're dang kneecap."
Brandon - "Bruh why you gotta check me!!?"

Me - "Britney you need to be checked for that shirt, it looks like a dirty dishrag"
Britney "damn.."
by SmallBodyBigShirt January 04, 2014
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Checkered or two-tone clothing items and accessories, particularly in context of Ska music, and the Ska scene.
That rudeboy was in ska concert gear; he had all his checks on.

I'm going to a ska show tonight, so I need to pick up my checks.
by Skek November 20, 2004
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In poker, the units used, in place of real money, to bet with. Also known as chips.
When he saw he made his flush, he reached for his stack of checks.
by theeightfive April 11, 2007
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