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Cheatspeak is a now defunct forum that once offered a haven for bums like me, Yefimobitch.
by yefimobitch@yahoo.co.uk October 28, 2003
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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the best way i can describe cheatspeak is as a drug. a sort of caffeine to the manic-depressive. at first it begins as an inquisitive sip, a taster of the forbidden drink, downed with enjoyment--joy that one did not follow the advice of censors in not drinking it. but steadily as a single cup shifts into two and more, soon develops a painful dependency where the ups are shortlived and disappointing, and the downs--where the downs are simply dreadful. nonetheless, it is somehow in this imbalance--this utter catastrophy of society that is bred at cheatspeak--that spawned is something unique to cheatspeak that surpasses the addictions and depressions all in sum, that allays the desperation of the whole thing into a diffused mist. and what, this saving quality? why blankmans penis of course! (and timmy the fuckin spidah too..woah! my legs gone all wibbly wobbly!).
cheatspeak: adoption of escapism or adaption to disease? you decide.
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Very common forum used to talk about cheating on www.cheatspeak.com
I've got da new TACOPS AIMBOT on CHEATSPEAK DOT COM !!!
by omg June 09, 2003
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