A chatty bitch is defined by the seeming neccessity for them to chat on IM programs such as MSN, Yahoo, or Aim. You can usually spot a chatty bitch because their keyboards are in bad condition from chatting so much, speficially the enter key and space bar.

Modern derivations of "counting coup" include "chatty coup" in which the equivalent of touching and escaping unharmed is to engage your opponent in meaningless casual conversation, until they are helplessly trying unsuccessfully to extract themselves from the conversation, but are unable to do so.

A person who has an impulsive urge to talk to anyone, regardless of any social factors. Often to be found at work parties conversing with everyone from the nerds to the spice boys, also knows everyone's names in the company. The chatty man is harmless and well-spirited, but can't resist a chat no matter the scenario or location.

A extremely obese and over-talkative person who is acting like a real fag.

You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this

Someone who curses several times in a sentence and can tend to scream when doing so

A boy from Chattanooga who has the following theme song:

"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"

There are more lyrics... but they suck.

This kid doesn't even KNOW us!

Cause we live in Missouri.

We don't have fatties here.

Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.

Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.