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n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.
1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."
by artythesmarty May 24, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One who views one's self or self worth more than it actually is in reality. One that tends to TRY and dress trendy or hip but just can't pull it off. One whose style does not equal their confidence.
See etymology (Scott Baeo in "joanie loves chatzy"). That dude thought he was cool in the extra medium shirt...damn he looked like a chatch
by sean A July 20, 2006
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Damn, her swimsuit is so tight you can see her chatch lips right through.
by Dr. Shine~ January 27, 2004
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When β€˜on the sesh’ cotton mouth creates a kind of white pastey saliva in the corner of one’s mouth.
β€˜Mate- you’ve got a bit of chatch there’
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origin: counterpart of the 'choch' (hindhi slang for the pubic region of a man)
definition: the pubic region of a female, synonymous with the words: vagina, pussy, cunt, velvet etc.
dude that girls walking weird. maybe she got it in the chatch

you are such an f'n chatch for stealing my fifa10
by chipzbartops December 24, 2009
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