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n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.
1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."
by artythesmarty May 24, 2013
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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One who views one's self or self worth more than it actually is in reality. One that tends to TRY and dress trendy or hip but just can't pull it off. One whose style does not equal their confidence.
See etymology (Scott Baeo in "joanie loves chatzy"). That dude thought he was cool in the extra medium shirt...damn he looked like a chatch
by sean A July 20, 2006
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Damn, her swimsuit is so tight you can see her chatch lips right through.
by Dr. Shine~ January 27, 2004
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When ‘on the seshcotton mouth creates a kind of white pastey saliva in the corner of one’s mouth.
‘Mate- you’ve got a bit of chatch there’
by Daniellejoyx January 12, 2019
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origin: counterpart of the 'choch' (hindhi slang for the pubic region of a man)
definition: the pubic region of a female, synonymous with the words: vagina, pussy, cunt, velvet etc.
dude that girls walking weird. maybe she got it in the chatch

you are such an f'n chatch for stealing my fifa10
by chipzbartops December 24, 2009
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commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole
Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.
by birdman May 23, 2004
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