The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.
by absolutelynot57 October 06, 2021
A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes.
The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex
by NJWolf January 03, 2009
The metal child-resistant cigarette lighter protection strip, especially on Bic lighters. Can also be referred to as 'lighter foreskin'.
"Dammit, I can't light the hash oil, the stupid chastity strip keeps scuffin' my thumb!"
"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."
"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."
by Senor Mota October 01, 2008
Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013
When a female doesn't shave during her first couple of dates with a new suitor so as to not sleep with him too early and come across as easy.
by Natty B December 10, 2007
by Choadlet February 10, 2010
When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.
Me: OMG, last night was great!
Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?
Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...
Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?
Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...
Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?
Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...
Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?
Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...
by Goddess lover April 17, 2011