Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
by Phil August 31, 2004
Scum of the town. A bunch of Idiot. That think they are so cool. Never gets a real job. Girl charver have blonde hair and have two kids before their sixteen. Also on benifits
by Kill the chaver November 01, 2003
The scum that you find in the North East of England. They usually insist on bullying, smoking, and hanging round street corners. This type of scum should be exterminated from the world with brutal force. e.g Dropping a bomb on them
by Jonny and Webby August 21, 2006
People who
1)dislikes the idea of individuality,
2)shout 'Goth' at anyone wearing black
3)dislike being different
4)always wear burberry
5) have silly 'fashions'
They smoke, drink cider and go to shitty little clubs with a 15 person capacity when theres 50 of them.
They like to 'hang' in groups to give a brain cell total of 1.
1)dislikes the idea of individuality,
2)shout 'Goth' at anyone wearing black
3)dislike being different
4)always wear burberry
5) have silly 'fashions'
They smoke, drink cider and go to shitty little clubs with a 15 person capacity when theres 50 of them.
They like to 'hang' in groups to give a brain cell total of 1.
Monday morning: 'Oh, im still pissed from goin owt las nite, like'
Tuesday: 'Yeah, like, i wen ta
Blues agen las' nite'
Wednesday: 'I've got a bangin edache from las' nite, like, eh'
Thursday: 'I'm fuckin knackerd ey, i shudnt ov bin owt las' nite agen'
Friday: ' i ad a wkd nite las' nite, wos in Blues AND Toppers! Then we wen ta't Waverly Like, Eh!? Wot ya deyaan t'mora like?'
Tuesday: 'Yeah, like, i wen ta
Blues agen las' nite'
Wednesday: 'I've got a bangin edache from las' nite, like, eh'
Thursday: 'I'm fuckin knackerd ey, i shudnt ov bin owt las' nite agen'
Friday: ' i ad a wkd nite las' nite, wos in Blues AND Toppers! Then we wen ta't Waverly Like, Eh!? Wot ya deyaan t'mora like?'
by Zaphod Beedlebot April 21, 2004
all they do all day is hump hump hump sheep cuz they are mutton scum! they seriously need to sort their hair out with all that hair spray jesus nee wunder they cant see the difference betwen sterotypes and individuals shit man get a life o yes u are muttons
go hump a sheep
go hump a sheep
charver: lend is a tab like
goth:er u talking to me?
charver:yea wat u gona de about it
goth:run away cuz ure funny looking
charver:ar na ne ways
goth:go hump a sheep
goth:er u talking to me?
charver:yea wat u gona de about it
goth:run away cuz ure funny looking
charver:ar na ne ways
goth:go hump a sheep
by louise March 24, 2004
Charver comes from old geordie slang, back in the day it was just another word for ... Man, mister, bloke, gadge,
by SpittinVenom July 02, 2007
A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts
by Dan October 24, 2003