A charver is an unintelligent being. They are renouned for being dropouts and generally fail in life. You can tell a charv by there permaneant sideways look, the smell of tabacco, burberry caps, scooters, trance music, over the top sports wear, cheap jewelery(known as bling), the use of the words "marra" ,"who","like","tabs" and the constant use of the word "fuck" or "fuckin".
"the charv's are having tabs in the toilets"
by Jonny Allsop October 14, 2004
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aye reet fair enough aye am a "charver" n half the stuff ya sayin is spot on 4 a charver: drink drugs raves goin wild wey aye its all in a day work init aye but rite the thing is am canny cleva aswel n for al the fukin idiats on ere hu try sayin wav got 1 fukin braincell n wa cant read wey huw man waht the fuck have a just done am sik ov evry1 sayin wa gan rnd burstin every1 for nee reason if wa gana start wif a sum fukin hippy wav obv got a reason 4 it n wa hav mor rik wif each otha thn any otha cunts so yas divnt na th fukin half ov it n b4 ya start on aye wen am skint a dee drink white storm n al tht cheap shite bt if av got th lowie ad rava pay 4 sum fukin vodka mesel lke anyday so ya canit say wa fukin tramps & aye a dee dabble in drugs sooo fuk man its a frisk
reet just had 2 get tht off me chest am fukin sik ov all yee daft cunt fukin seriotypes hamarin us charver 2 bits its a fukin joke man sum cunt stik up 4 us lot 4 1ce coz th fukin laws alway on wa case
by wey wa canit say tht 1 April 07, 2007
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Women who wear gold crouisants for earings, and far too much nasty gold jewelery, and style their fringes around coke cans. Men who perch their burberry caps far too high on their heads. Both sexes wear fake Rockport, Kappa, and Burberry clothing, and tuck their sporty trousers into their ankle boots. They constantly harrass anybody who is even remotly different, they drink special brew, and skank tabs off of people.
Charver = Gis a tab leek man!
Response = Fuck off and get a job so you can buy your own!
by Jennie November 15, 2003
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A charver is basically a very anti-social teenager, although the disease can spread from early childhood and continue until the time of the charver's death (usually around 25, due to the unhealthy lifestyle of a charver.)
They are obnoxious and attack the smart, confident, or different children in their class/ street. They are known to be the arch- enemies of emos or 'moshers' as they are sometimes known in Sunderland, North East of England.
Shannon: Let's turn around, there's loads of charvers at the fish shop
Nicola: no, it'll be ok, lets just keep going.
*charver kicks football off Shannon's head and laughs*
by Nicola Williamson April 17, 2007
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''Charver'' Northern English expression for poor scruffy street kid, usually dressed in trackies with designer labels, drives hot hatchback cars, and is a general menace to society.

Southern english definition ''Chav''.

You charver,or you chav
by Speedball April 07, 2006
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