verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

When someone has been on a multi day cocaine drug and alcohol binge; bender.

Winning.

Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.