A gay black dude that normally has dirty body parts and reaks of nasty smellz..
A Chard is normaly 10-15 years old.
A chard always has a brother. And he Always has a chode (a dick that is wider than it is long)
A Chard is normaly 10-15 years old.
A chard always has a brother. And he Always has a chode (a dick that is wider than it is long)
by Chardolot1212 April 03, 2009
A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
by goose1111 April 03, 2009
To 'Chard' something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. Using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into sexual deeds.
Often associated with dirty old men.
Often associated with dirty old men.
"So how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?"
"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"
"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"
by Stinkyminky November 29, 2012
To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.
by Richard J Joyce July 15, 2005
by R-chard April 03, 2008
by 152626 January 15, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"
by Sensible Patriot November 16, 2018