Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode
Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.
by Steven Pain August 27, 2007
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“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.
Bobby, my Hindu turban friend, is a Chard member.
by AlbinoKid33 April 14, 2019
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Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"
by dean the bean January 03, 2008
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To show someone up at something.
To brag consistantly about something you have done.
To walk around in a wife beater/shirt off.
To make yourself sound better with lies or false statements.
To belittle someone to make yourself feel better.
To fish for complements.
Mike: "Man I really want to learn how to backflip"

Dave: "Oh yeh? Well its super easy, I can do it in my sleep."

Mike: "Dude stop charding it!"
by Man Bear September 01, 2009
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When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
by Tomatoeyes July 03, 2016
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A term used to describe a friend. In English; "mate", "kidda", "Lad". Mainly used amongst groups of scouse males.
When you speak to your friend. "You ok" friend "Yer Chard"
by Munkey_man December 24, 2006
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