When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?
Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
by The Loge August 11, 2006
Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
by Vin Kerosene May 12, 2005
A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.
Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
by Lt. Dave March 02, 2008
This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.
"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"
-Dave Chappelle
-Dave Chappelle
by mungo April 24, 2005
Harry Chappell is a very kind caring cute boy , who is very loyal , cares about anyone ... fits perfectly with anyone whose name beings E.
by er.07 March 14, 2020
It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.
Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.
by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005
A 6-foot retarded kid from Glencoe named, Dakota Chappell. This kid spends his day fucking dogs, and whooping the shit out of his mom and step dad. This kid will never make it in the military, the dumbass can't even pass the ASVAB!! He can't stop dippin' so his teeth are so crooked they look like they're throwing up gang signs.. Be careful with trusting him, if he gets the chance he will pawn all your shit!
Dakota Tackett. Newt Chappell.
by TTracyHooah October 09, 2013