"sorry dog i didn't mean to kick you in the face i was chapellin"
sorry for wiping my muddy feet on your couch dog, i was chapellin for a minute"
"tiffany kiessler seemed normal at first, but then she started chapellin now it clear she's a crazy beyyyyaaatch"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”