A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

People who will frequently show up in an online community, burn every one of their bridges, start arguments, troll like it's the end of days, garner universal disdain from their fellow board-members, then get booted from the board, only to show up again immediately afterward under a new user-name, and continue to repeat the same process, ad infinitum.

A being whose gender changes frequently or more than once.

When you want to know how someone is in bed, but can't sleep with them for any number of reasons, and you talk a friend into doing it for you and reporting back.

A girl who is sometimes attractive with make up on but completely busted without!