A 5’9-5’10 guy with the prettiest blue eyes (like the morning sky) and long eyelashes, has dirty blonde hair, amazing lips, and the body of a model. Chandler Harris will make you laugh when you think your about to cry, he is needy but it’s because he cares, he can be annoying but as soon as he isn’t there you miss him. Chandler Harris doesn’t know how attractive or smart he is and it will make you want to cry. Chandler Harris is selfless and the world shits on him a lot with series of unfortunate events. Chandler Harris is an amazing guy and you’ll never meet anyone like him, so if you get to know him you’re lucky, if you ruin things you’re missing out and you don’t even know it. Get you a Chandler Harris.
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by Binzo April 19, 2021
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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