chande is always going to be black, he also always talks about his shmeat, and hates on jordan and the warriors
by laroi lover October 22, 2020
Portmanteau of Chimp and Hands. Used to describe an individuals inability to roll joints due to deterioration in either physical dexterity or mental competence, often resulting from prior consumption of Mariujana.
by Dethen October 04, 2010
Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
by novelty16 October 26, 2018
very crazy popular and pretty individual can be rude when she wants to attitude problems , boy CRAZY!!!! but is loyal and loves her friends to the moon
she is such a chand
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