Legendary guitarists Carlos Santana's personal line of premium champaign.

Best consumed with burgers, on a nautical vessel, in a bathing suits and water sandals.

Its flavor has been described by connoisseur as exceptionally crisp.

Home to the University of Illinois, or the U of I. They are two distinct towns that also sit right next to each other. Home to a thriving down town area and many art related things. The towns are world famous due to the many well known people to have been from here, as well as attended school here. Thanks to the U of I people from all around the world come to work and attended school here resulting in a diverse environment.
Also refered to as Chambana by idiots who do not live here and cannot apparently take the time to say the actual name. Is not called Bubble city as far as most of it's citizens are concerned.

When you're drunk and high at the same time.

An event of excessive alcohol consumption that would seem extreme everywhere except on an early weekday in Champaign, Illinois

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

A person who espouses socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle usually on their parents dime in a gentrified area. Will often use dog whisltes such as "low info" to talk about minorities who don't worship Bernie Sanders.

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast