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See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.

by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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This word should not even be in the Urban Dictionary other than to list it as a misspelling, or to list an alternate meaning to the word. The word is spelled chafe and the definition is as follows:

Pronounced: CHāf

verb
3rd person present: chafes; past tense: chafed; past participle: chafed; gerund or present participle: chafing

1.

(of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

(of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of abrasive rubbing.

(of an object) rub abrasively against another object.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

2.

rub (a part of the body) to restore warmth or sensation.

3.

become or make annoyed or impatient because of a restriction or inconvenience.

synonyms: be angry, be annoyed, be irritated, fume, be exasperated, be frustrated

noun
plural noun: chafes

1.

wear or damage caused by rubbing.

2.

archaic

a state of annoyance.
verb

"the collar chafed his neck"

"the grommet stops the cable from chafing on the metal"

"the bank chafed at the restrictions imposed upon it"
noun

"to prevent chafe the ropes should lie flat"
(misspelled as chaffe: must include the misspelled word in order to submit.)
by justanotherwordguy February 26, 2017
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