An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.
You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.
by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019
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An irritating itch often caused by the Common Cock chafer or Large Cockchafer which attaches to ones self when you expose your genitals outdoors in springtime.
This girl gave me head outdoors and I thought she'd gave me herpes but it turned out to be caused by a large cock chafer, yes large, not the common cock chafer 😑
by CommonCockChafer July 06, 2020
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When your balls are so chafed, they look like cherries.
Dude, ive been chafing all day. Looks like I got some chafed cherries.
by Cr4zy_Playz December 10, 2017
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Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !
These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle
by DoggWood November 19, 2015
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When your balls rub your leg and your leg feels like sand paper 8============
Mom i need SOME FUCKING INCHING CREAM chafeing is a result in which your skin sweats and rubs together
by Bigdaddymonsterboy445 July 22, 2018
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Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
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