A chachooter is the female version of the male "chach." Combining the words "chach" and "cooter," a chachooter often pops her collar, wears extremely short skirts despite weather conditions, and sports Nicole Ricci sunglasses. Augs compliment the short skirt, allowing the cooter to breathe freely. Chachooters float in and out of Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch, flaring their nostrils as they pass the clearance racks.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.