A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Based on a attractiveness scale of 1 to 10. A certified 20 exceeds the attractiveness scale by 10 points.

Basically, he/she is really HOT!

To go above and beyond the normal.

One that drives like hell on any road

someone who can manage money very well and do it in a slick way that no one else can. basicaly they are good at what they do and they stick to it.

they are also known as being legit

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout