One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019
People who are pouring the milk before the cereal.
Frank: I was at Joe's place and you won't believe what he did... He poured the milk before the cereal!
Jack: OMG, such a cereal killer!
Jack: OMG, such a cereal killer!
by cereal first please January 12, 2020
Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
When you eat cereal for breakfast and you still have some milk left in the bowl and you add more cereal and again and again... Until you run out of milk with some cereal left in the bowl then you add more milk...
Dude, where were you? You were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago
- Sorry dude, I got in a cereal loop
- Sorry dude, I got in a cereal loop
by PerryTP December 25, 2016
by pancakeshoes13 July 02, 2012
CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
by superboyuss February 27, 2019

