Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

The only good way to say you dont fit in.

Smoking the last bit of a bowl

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of