Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 08, 2011
When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 11, 2009
by ILikeCereal July 01, 2003
Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
by triple anal rape January 16, 2014
Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.
Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
by ectofunky August 14, 2011
Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
by McSandtrap October 10, 2005
A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.
Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.
by H.R. Manager August 30, 2009