Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.

you guys! i'm super duper cereal!!

-al gore

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

Serious: Are you for cereal?

Dave: did you get the cereal for the party?
Joe: Cereal..?
Dave: The weed, dumbass. Christ, learn the codewords.