May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
by triple anal rape January 16, 2014
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Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
by Damn Damn Danno October 07, 2005
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A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).
by BobbyBirdman September 29, 2010
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Divorce lawyer: Well, you're really screwed now. Looks like your wife is going to take everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really don't care about you, or anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.
by mrm5593 September 27, 2006