by Will Smoth September 25, 2019
Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
by swiss beets April 30, 2010
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
by Masolina October 20, 2010
A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 03, 2021
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
by Schtuff March 21, 2018
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila February 28, 2012
A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
by MikeyZbitch October 18, 2012