by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011
A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.
Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*
I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.
I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.
by JJSupah August 25, 2004
When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured
by biggyy January 07, 2016
2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.
by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019
Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
by Keet Squeet May 09, 2020
A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.
by Johnny Nightlife February 12, 2007
Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.
by Prodmod September 10, 2010