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A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".
I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 13, 2007
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A hockey goon, not good for much else besides questionable hits and ugly checks.
Did you see that cementhead Zdeno Chara check Vanek?
by Adam Whistler March 25, 2008
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To be so stupid people wonder if there is a brain in someone's head or just cement.
Friend: "Neil is such a cementhead he took a large potion before taking his mini's"

Jimbob: "HAHA I l wonder if his head is actually filled with cement."
by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018
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a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.
by WordPak Revisited December 30, 2011
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Someone who is so stupid you wonder if he has a brain or just cement in his head.
Jimbob: "HAHA Neil is such a cementhead he took his large potion before his mini's."

Ryguy: "HAHA what a cementhead!"
by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018
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1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.
Perry was such a cementhead.
by The Return of Light Joker November 04, 2010
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