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A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.
Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.
by sdasdsadsadas May 23, 2006
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Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it
an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone
by A bitch and i'm sorry January 10, 2006
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When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.
"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.
by Ricky Red Pants August 06, 2010
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Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 01, 2005
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Proof that we are living in the future
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 11, 2011
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a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.
I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.
by mannman November 13, 2009
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An electronic device that imprisons you.
John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.
by Clarebear81 February 14, 2011
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