celeste; the most sexiest, best mommy milf magnet and fattest assed white chick with one of the worlds largest jiggly badonka donks (double h cups ong no cap)

shes so intelligent her intelligence will give u a orgasm in under a millisecond

she also has eleven toes n’ each toe r extremely smelly and cheesy especially in between her toes, its a natural aphrodisiac that even top tier scientists cant figure out

celeste goes by the pronouns se/xy

celeste also has the loudest fart in the world reaching up to 180 dB while that being her β€œquiet” fart,,, lord have mercy for those who hear her loud one 😱😱😱😱

celeste is a certified esports gamer with her main game being roblox; phantom forces with about 1K|69D|420A|

not only that celeste is a extremely famous tik toker with about 69M followers and has accumulated 1738M views πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜πŸ–€ XDDDD RAWR UWU NUZZLES >_<
celeste is the hottest person alive

celeste is so good at gaming!

did you see celeste’s new tik tok?
by esmoshy August 31, 2021
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celeste is the smartest cleverest most beautiful dazzling charming hilarious delightful irresistible enchanting vibrant gorgeous angelic girl to ever exist. we love u celeste.
β€œCELESTE IS HOT”
β€œi know right?”
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The girl who leaves a social gathering without warning or saying goodbye. The disappearing friend.
Where did she go?

Oh, she must have left and just pulled a Celeste.
by C_leagues July 15, 2014
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a person often described as a "boomtings"
they get fans and people who become obsessed by them
and write poems about them.
"oh my god look at that guy hes so obsessed with her"
"taking his life away it looks like"
"fucking sucubi"
"more like Celeste!"
by lots and lots and lots of pie January 29, 2008
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A gurl who comes off crazy because she probably is. She can be rage-full at times and says really mean things that she always feels excruciatingly bad about it moments, hours, days, months and sometimes years later. She never wants to see anyone in pain; but if you cause Celeste or anyone she cares about any pain you will be on her shit list. It's not a fun place to be. Celeste loves with her entire being and is easily hurt. Celeste has compassion most times when understanding a situation. Celeste has passion and gratitude.
Celeste is not perfect; she can be a royal bitch some times guys.
by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015
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