by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
by slicksal October 18, 2006
to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.
Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.
by BingCon10 May 15, 2010
by TenInchPlaya October 08, 2006
A white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. The most common use is in buildings, to seal spaces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.
Frylock: He - man - what the - you've been eating all my caulk!
Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!
Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!
Meatwad: And it's good, too!
Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!
Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?
Frylock: Nothing!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!
Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!
Meatwad: And it's good, too!
Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!
Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?
Frylock: Nothing!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
by lucky captain rabbit king July 26, 2006
by slicksal October 18, 2006