by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.
by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020
by Monodon July 27, 2004
Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears
Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir
by merk_frost March 01, 2012
Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.
by Marvintwist April 23, 2011
1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears
1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.
by shaneaisbett July 02, 2004
John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.
Tony: Whats her biff like?
John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.
Tony: Whats her biff like?
John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.
by DizzleDazzle June 05, 2005