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This is short for "Complete And Utter Cunt". It's taken from a book Any Human Heart, by William Boyd
Steve is a C. A. U. C. (spoken as an acronym) not as a word "cauc"
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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acronym: complete and utter cunt

An abbreviated term for a person who is the is the highest category of wankerdom. Most repulsive and detestable character you can imagine. Abbreviation works best in text/email correspondence.
Robert Kilroy Silk is a C.A.U.C.

She was behaving like a C.A.U.C.
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someone who is so overly Caucasian that it consumes their being and are annoying for the rest of their lives
That party would have been fun, but there was just too many caucs there for my taste.
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Most white boys have dark skin on their cock despite it rarely seeing the light of day, but sometimes a guy will have a blinding white cauc.
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To describe a person who is not of colour a.k.a. Caucasian. This word is used when speaking about an overly caucasian white person
John: Chris went to that Drum & Bass festival last night
Jibin: What a cauc
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