by fagheart May 16, 2008
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
When two or more girls, age is unimportant but usually between 2-99 years, are threatened by the other. The use of snappy put downs over hair, make up, body image, boyfriends, money, lack of or excessive sexual relations, anything that they think will hurt the others feelings and strike at their insecurities.
Kelly: and Cathy said "Oh my god Britney, your hair cut makes you look shorter, but like you still look like you weigh the same." Then Britney goes "Jeez, Cathy, I'm surprised you took time away from looking for guys you think have money to blow to notice." I mean, she does blow every guy with a BMW, and I'm all like :With both of you dressed in last year's style, neither of you should be talking."
Brad: I thought you were all friends.
Kelly: But we are.
Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.
Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.
Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?
Brad: I thought you were all friends.
Kelly: But we are.
Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.
Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.
Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?
by Misty Bottoms September 09, 2013
females in highschool who are overly concerned with their reputations
often use gossip and rumours to feel superior over others when feeling intimidated or jealous of other females.
often use gossip and rumours to feel superior over others when feeling intimidated or jealous of other females.
Alyssa, Azra, Kristen, and Taylor are a group of catty bitches who enjoy making others feel badly about themselves for their own personal gain.
by Steph__ August 27, 2008
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

