Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.
by BOBVIARGE May 7, 2006
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What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
by Nettled October 16, 2003
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Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!
AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

by Jack Bozdog July 2, 2006
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Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!
Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!
by Beddy Cocker July 29, 2006
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How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.
"Hunt's Catsup"
by uberpwnz0rrofl September 6, 2009
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1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.

2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.
Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!
by Ketchup Muncher July 5, 2009
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A kind of pickle, made from mushrooms.
I ate some catsup the other day. It tasted quite terrible.
by Majicm9 March 25, 2011
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