Oct 3 Word of the Day
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
by November 05, 2018
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1) One who belongs to a backwards, archaic religious power structure headed by a group of sexually-repressed pædophiles.
2) A person who believes in fiction, accepts "infallible" authority, and confesses their natural human behaviours to a virgin-worshiping old perv, only to do it all over again the following week and be "forgiven".
3) One who is made to feel guilty for everything he or she has ever done, thought of, or will think of and do in future.
Catholics are highly successful in Second and Third World countries because anywhere there is ignorance, high crime rates, shorter life spans, unwanted pregnancies, lack of birth control, poverty, and anti-intellectualism, the Roman Catholic Church is there 100%! YAY!
by vanderblick December 29, 2008
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A bunch of idiots who post definitions on urban dictionary depicting that there religion is more superior while using the word "we" thinking that everyone else is a slave to this cult and wanting to bend over and take one from the pope.
"Hey Johnny." "Want to go on urban dictionary and waste an hour of our time putting a very inspiring catholic definition up?" "No, I think ill just go get laid." "......HERETIC!"
by chuckster12345 December 05, 2008
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the addiction of kittens over a widened period of time
Yes I am a cat-holic, I have been addicted to cats for as long as I can remember.
by I _will_try_next_time April 10, 2017
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The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.
"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."
by Anonymous July 03, 2003
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