The following is the definitive answer to the what is a Catholic.

1.)a homophobic person who renounces homosexuality yet endorses pedophilia committed by it priest... There have been thousands of priest who have been found to have abused children sexually but have not been arrested or received any punishment for their actions.
The Vatican is aware of the miss-deeds of its priest yet refuses to punish said priest and continues to object to the GLBT community at large.

2.) A person who follows a cult that was responsible for the merciless killing in inquisitions- Spanish inquisition and other such acts where it is said countless millions of people of other faiths had been burned at the stake by Jesuit priest and others.

3,.) A person who follows a violent confrontational religion that seeks control of every aspect of the world from government to individual.

4.) A person who follows Homosexual faith even though their church and the Vatican deny the homosexual nature of its priesthood.

5.)A person who follows a faith who history is written in the blood of innocent victims.

It is rumored that the Vatican has the name and location of every human born stored in a large computer.

It is further rumored that the Vatican seeks to implant all people with an ident chip 7-8 days after they are born to “identify” a person when moving from one area to another or to track people. The technology used is similar to what is found in pet I.D. chips.
Example of a catholic:
And overly religious person who objects to any other point of view and who is as spineless as a jelly fish.

Example of the Catholic system of belief: A religion that is violent and intolerant. Most of its followers lack the ability to think for themselves and are often referred to as sheep
by AnitChrist September 10, 2006
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Noun, cat-holic
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
- Mr. Feliney is a Catholic
- Oh, he's a Christian then?
- No, he's addicted to cats
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Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.
Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.
by Jebus March 25, 2005
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Catholics are a annoyance to the world and casue many wars.

Catholic school girls on the other hand are very nymphoic and can prove to be lots of fun.

Catholic priests are genneraly gay and hide it by having a fammily
catholic girls + boys/men + bed = fun night
by M1ndy February 13, 2005
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1. a person associated with the Catholic Religion 2. a religion originally from Christianity - Christianity was a single religion until people propagated beliefs that are against Christianity that came about creation of other branches of Christianity like Protestants, Born again, etc. 3. a religion that believes in the existence of God, his son Jesus, Mary, and other holy persons like saints, etc.

most Catholics are very conservative like myself. we disagree with obscenity and false acts. we don't believe in abortion because we love life. we don't hate homosexuality but we believe that God created men and women to be together not the same sex.

There are two types of Catholics
1. people who believe in God and follow his teachings
2. people who believe in God but don't even care to read the bible or even follow their conscience

people befall category 1 if they have respect for life and relationship with people. They also value the integrity of a person and the family. They respect religious traditions like Christmas and other solemnities, and they don't disregard people who are obnoxious.

people befall category 2 if they have no respect for religious things, persons, events, etc. They don't mind even if they commit sins that are considered mortal and it is usual for them to lie. It doesn't bother them even if people talk bad about their faith and they are the ones who get addicted and depressed.
God is forgiving but there are just things that are too inhumane to be forgiven. Priests that know their vow should not commit sins against their teaching. People who go to mass but talk behind others' backs have no integrity. People who think that you can never learn about your faith are wrong. We don't disregard the presence of other religion and we respect their beliefs but please, if you don't want to hear anything negative about yours, then learn to respect ours.

I'm a Catholic and i think that people are naive when they talk about the faith. They are not believers of the faith so what rights do they have to judge something that they don't deeply understand!
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Members of Christianity. The faith and work of God they follow. And never do they cheat disappoint lie or steal. Nor d they hide their honor to The Lord Jesus Christ. Catholicism shall always depend on happiness for all. Amen.
Catholics are thou creators of God the Father Almighty. Creators thou are of Heaven on Earth. The almighty Catholics.
by Roo. October 11, 2007
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a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.
Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"
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