During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.

Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.