Where do I start? Drug tests, hood rats driving down the class GPA, no cancellations, iPads with everything blocked, etc...
Why wouldn’t you wanna go here? We have a 100% college acceptance rate because Gannon is butt buddies with us.

Oh and by the way, the sports are corrupt. Playing time is granted based on how much money your daddy can pay unless you’re a super star!

Cathedral Prep is an amazing school in Erie PA. The brotherhood is amazing and dispite all the people who have complaints about the school it really is an amazing place. We get through so much together as one. Not only is it a great brotherhood, but also it is unmatched in both athletics and academics.
RIP-Jack Schoenig🧡🖤

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage

An all girls private school that's obsessed with grades. In each grade there is at least one "popular" girl that makes everyone around her feel bad to feel better about herself so stay out of her way. She will probably end up with the STA boy you like just to get at you

A damn good place to make s’mores

A rigorous college prep school located in Washington, D.C.

Contrary to what others say, the school is not full of students with eating disorders. However, it's a highly competitive environment. Expect to work extremely hard.

1. We do not all have EDs.
2. We are not a Catholic school. We are technically an Episcopal school, which is very liberal and welcomes all faiths.
3. We work hard. Cathedral students are some of the most dedicated students in the country.
4. We are not obsessed with the opposite sex.