a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.
"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"
by jozlynn January 20, 2008
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Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.
Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!
by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010
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Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.
by Kierstin M November 3, 2006
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Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.
Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").
While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:

"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."

While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:

"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."
by SiXiXiX March 27, 2009
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Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.
One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.
by Chillypenguin178 March 9, 2018
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An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.
The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.
by ohlms October 29, 2008
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