Urban Dictionary: catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016

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A complete disaster.

"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006

What we have in Iraq right now is a real catastrafuck!

by waagnat October 04, 2006

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a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 03, 2006

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What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

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