To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.
WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.
by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 05, 2006
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The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
by Don Waldoy April 15, 2018
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The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on
Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls
by blue2cv June 04, 2014
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A more modernized version of the slang "camel toe" in reference to a woman's vaginal lips being seen through their pants, in the unfortunate event of a wardrobe malfunction, or obviously, when nude.
My zipper broke and now my cat crack is hanging out.
by pattihayride May 01, 2019
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Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.
I left the door cat cracked for mittens.
by realistist October 19, 2013
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Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.
"Hello cat on crack."
by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006
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