Top definition
cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/
1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets
2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess
3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance
4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex
ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets
2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess
3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance
4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex
ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.
2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.
3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.
4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.
3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.
4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
by DancingFedora February 24, 2018
3
-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't
dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020
6
A weeabo ass kid who owns plenty of cats and likes to adore them. Oh wait not adore, fuck, he likes to fuck them. It's another word for beastiality... Dogpersons are better than catpersons.
by Iskesöderlund October 09, 2017