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A woman who is fond of cats so much that she decides to live her life with cats all around her than being with chauvinistic male. The catladies are independent women who know how to take care of their cats. They are proud, highly intellectual beings having a behavior resembling that of a cat itself.
Who is that beautiful girl yonder?

She is a catlady neverland.

Oh badluck.!
by Abbeyray October 31, 2015
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a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.
Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis
Patient: No, but my mum used to take me over to see the cat lady when I was a child.
by oliverthered July 27, 2013
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old lady owning one or more cats, often recognized by psychiatry as having obsessive compulsiveness attatched to hording. most if not all close relationships are gone. mostly due to deaths. the cats replace humans as relatives and bonds are sollidified. atladies often found deceased with cats feeding on their remains due to not being fead by anyone.
the catlady had 26 cats before she died. very few people showed up for her funeral
by eripaco May 10, 2011
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An older woman who lives alone. She wears nightgowns and owns 17 cats. Her house smells of cat pee, tuna, spoiled milk and bologna. When she sneezes she is engulfed by a cyclone of stray cat hair. She keeps a shot gun by her bed to scare away Jehovah's witnesses, trick or treaters and lost teenagers.
That cat lady sure is creepy. I went trick or tricking at her house when I was a kid and she stuck the barrel of her shot gun in my face when she opened up the door. Wow. That turned me against trick or treating forever.
by Theonewithoutaname August 28, 2014
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woman who is destined to die and old maid with several cats
i know hes fat but at this point its grin and bear it or hello cat lady
by metiamo June 07, 2004
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Cat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive.
Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood.
by SmexyCatLady March 22, 2010
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A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.
Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic!

Omg! Did you see Viktoria's cat on Catastic, she's so cute!
by The Smart Chick July 03, 2015
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