by ajld September 11, 2004
a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.
when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.
don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.
don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
by J.M.F. July 05, 2006
A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.
Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!
Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.
Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.
by take_the_scenic_route January 14, 2007
A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.
by Kelly G. February 06, 2008
A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.
by Momma Joe April 16, 2007
by bob tha fob December 31, 2004
a town near san fran where you would buy a house for 1,200,000 that has 2 bedrooms and 1 bath....where too many stupid asians live that are rich...and town that is almost as expensive as danville...has no night life...but people with expensive cars..and its 4 hours away from la
how much is a 2 bedroom 2 bath ..50 year old house worth in castro valley?
1,200,000!!
are u crazy?
nope..its CASTRO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA!!!
1,200,000!!
are u crazy?
nope..its CASTRO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA!!!
by lc from lb November 26, 2005