An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.